DMX Freaking Out On Some Amusement Park Ride Is The Funniest Video You'll See Today

It’s official, DMX has my favorite voice ever. Better than Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones. It’s the most recognizable thing in the world. Doesn’t matter if he’s rapping “PRuff Ryderz” or telling his wife he’s gonna stick his dick in chicks until it falls off or getting himself ready for “The Slingshot,” DMX’s voice is the same. Guy brings the fire 100% of the time.

PS – Don’t worry, X, all badasses scream on rides. It’s how we let everyone else know we’re human.